killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

I want this tattooed on my lower back

  • Writer:  WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!?
  • Character:  I don't know! What's my name!?

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

popculturesavvyangel:

ikoiako:

Supernatural Infographic: Breaking Down Sam and Dean’s Many, Many Deaths [X]

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